What:

Is obsessive Tweeting hindering enjoyment of real life activities?

Then you need me, Twitterboy, professional blogger, social networking guru, and Tweeter for hire. Leave your Twitter responsibilities to me, and you'll be free to go out and experience the world, while I maintain a cool and credible online persona for you. I'll put you in awesome locations/situations, have you saying geniunely interesting and thought-provoking things, and have everyone who's anyone wanting to follow you!

How:

Tailor Twitterboy to your own personal Twitter needs by telling me about desired Tweet topics and frequency.

Twitterboy plans are totally customizable and can vary from three Tweets for just $1.99, to a full profile takeover for $29.99/month. Take a look at some sample Tweets and testimonials, and when you're ready to take back your Twitter-dominated life, fill out and submit the profile evaluation below. Once I get a handle on your personality and what you're into, the Twittering shall commence, and no one will even notice it's not you!

Profile Evaluation:

Username:
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Interests: Literature
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Politics
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Science
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Religion
Technology
Movies
Books
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Animals
Economics
Continuing Education
On Twitter for: Friendships
Career
Romance
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About You
What do you do for work?
For pleasure?
How do you currently use Twitter?
What kinds of improvements can Twitterboy make?
Are any topics off limits?
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